Don't Ask Me How I Know Lyrics - Singles - Bobby Pinson

Dont ride your bike off a ramp 

Thats more than three bricks high 

Dont take a candy from the store 

If you aint got the dime 

Dont pick a fight with a little guy 

That doesnt talk that much 

Dont pick up a cherry bomb thinkin its a dud 

And dont sneak out of a two story house 

Usin bed sheets for a rope 

Dont ask me how I know 

Sell your truck while its still runnin 

Save the Jesus off the dash 

Say a prayer when you feel like cussin 

Save your money pay with cash 

Forget your pride, buy the roses 

If youre sorry tell her so 

Dont drink the water in Mexico 

Dont ask me how I know 

Dont quit your high school football team 

Halfway through the season 

Dont bust your buddy in the nose 

When you know he didnt mean it 

Dont lose a girl you love at home 

For a night in Panama City 

Dont rush off the phone when your Mama calls 

You aint that busy 

Ya oughta make that drive to say goodbye 

To your grampa fore he goes 

Dont ask me how I know 

Sell your truck while its still runnin 

Save the Jesus off the dash 

Say a prayer when you feel like cussin 

Save your money pay with cash 

Forget your pride, buy the roses 

If youre sorry tell her so 

Dont drink the water in Mexico 

Dont ask me how I know 

Forget your pride buy the roses, if you love her tell her so 

Dont go to Vegas when you're heartbroke 

Dont bum your cousin for that first smoke 

I'm tellin' ya, don't drink the water in Mexico 

Don't ask me how I know 

Don't ask me how I know 

Ya, I just know 

Sell your truck while it's still runnin', 

Say a prayer when you feel like cussin' 

I know