Hook 'em Cow Lyrics - Singles - Boiled In Lead

Down in Dakota County lives the Hook 'Em Cow 

She's a looker, so we took her to the big pow-wow. 

Come along and see her, say how-de-do and take a bow 

Very glad to meet you she's the Hook 'Em Cow. 

Hook 'Em Cow, hear the song a-rattling 

Hook 'Em Cow, we're a-coming now 

Hook 'Em Cow, shooting like a Gatling 

Clear the street, you're going to meet the Hook 'Em Cow. 

Now over at the pow-wow things were getting rough 

All the kegs were fried, no-ones got enough. 

Someone said "a burger," and though I thought it murder 

We were lookin' to be cookin' up the Hook 'Em Cow. 

(chorus) 

Hook 'Em Cow was lookin for a place to run 

She's a ramblin' rovin' bovine with a Gatling gun. 

But Old MacDonald shot her, Mr. Rogers joined the slaughter 

They were loppin' and a choppin' up the Hook 'Em Cow. 

(chorus)