Love For Sale Lyrics - New Jersey - Bon Jovi

Well I wake up this morning I rolled out of bed 

I felt like a dog who's been kicked in the head 

Checked out my mail there was letter that read, it said 

Love for sale, love for sale 

I picked up the phone, everyone I could 

I let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book 

You cant catch a fish if you ain't got the Love for sale, love for sale 

Well, send up the signal and throw me a line 

Somebody explain "This funny valentine" 

It might not be legal but it sure ain't a crime 

Well I'm one step from crazy and two steps behind 

I called it, Colombo from my TV set 

I've tried the dating game I haven't found her yet 

I'm hoping that shes looking like a penthouse pet 

Love for sale, love for sale 

Well, we've been living together 3 years 

2 hours, 20 minutes maybe 400 beers 

She seems, you cant shop for love when you're shopping at Sears 

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Love for sale, love for sale 

I guess Ive learnt my lesson it was easy to see 

My old lady she played this joke on me 

I never looked where I forgot it would be there 

Love for sale, love for sale 

Love for sale 

Love for sale 

Love for sale 

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