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Dear Megan Fox 

It's been two whole days 

And I ain't heard back 

Did you read to much into my note? 

I like your cool tattoo 

But Norma Jeane ain't got nothin' on you 

If I come to L.A., 

Will you show me the town? 

Maybe Shia LaBeouf can hang out, too 

I know there are others 

That tell you, they love you 

But you will only be happy with me 

(So let me tell 'em) 

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They can have Britney, 

That girl from Grey's Anatomy 

And Paris Hilton's so two years ago (Two years ago) 

It's not like I don't understand 

The ass of Kim Kardashian 

Has powers beyond anyone's control 

But I thank God every day 

You're always one click away 

And no one else will ever know what we've got 

Dear Megan Fox 

Dear Megan Fox 

How come you don't have a southern accent? 

And will you follow me? 

My birthday's coming up, please don't forget. 

I know there are others 

That tell you, they love you 

But you will only be happy with me 

(So let me tell 'em) 

They can have Britney, 

That girl from Grey's Anatomy 

And Paris Hilton's so two years ago (Two years ago) 

It's not like I don't understand 

The ass of Kim Kardashian 

Has powers beyond anyone's control 

But I thank God every day 

You're always one click away 

And no one else will ever know what we've got 

Dear Megan Fox 

Remember that time, in that movie, "Transformers", where you hot-wired that tow truck and you strapped a, robot on the back of it, and you guys went driving through the city, shooting rockets at the evil robots and blowing stuff up and then you finally blew up Megatron? 

That was awesome. 

I know there are others 

That tell you, they love you 

But you will only be happy with me (Be happy with me) 

They can have Britney, 

That girl from Grey's Anatomy 

And Paris Hilton's so two years ago (Two years ago) 

It's not like I don't understand 

The ass of Kim Kardashian 

Has powers beyond anyone's control 

But I thank God every day 

You're always one click away 

And no one else will ever know what we've got (No one else will ever know what we've got) 

And no one else will ever know what we've got 

Dear Megan Fox.