No Hablo Ingles Lyrics - Bowling For Soup

Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay! 

You-you-you-you-you! 

(Uno, dos, tres, quatro!) 

My teacher asked me where my homework was and that's when I told her 

No hablo Ingles 

Policeman caught me doing 90 and that's when pulled me over 

No hablo Ingles 

A hippy with a tambourine asking me if i could spare a dollar 

No hablo Ingles 

Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight and grabs my collar 

No hablo Ingles 

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(One!) When I'm not feeling it 

(Two!) When someone's full of shit 

(Three!) When I get cut off at the bar 

To make a getaway 

It's all you gotta say 

(Quatro! Cinco! Seis!) 

No hablo Ingles 

No hablo Ingles (Hey, hey, hey) 

No hablo Ingles 

No hablo Ingles (Hey, hey, hey) 

My nephew asks me if i'd take him to the Jonas Brothers movie 

No hablo Ingles 

Walking my dog i see a sign that says to please pick up the doodie 

No hablo Ingles 

My mum gets mad 'cause I never call my dad on his birthday 

No hablo ingles 

A guy walks up and says "Donde esta casa de Pepe" 

He no habla Ingles 

(One!) So many different uses 

(Two!) You don't need no excuses 

(Three!) It's as easy as the third grade 

The perfect getaway 

It's all you've gotta say 

(Quatro! Cinco! Seis!) 

No hablo Ingles 

No hablo Ingles (Hey, hey, hey) 

No hablo Ingles 

No hablo Ingles (Hey, hey, hey!) 

Did you brush your teeth? 

(No hablo Ingles!) 

Where'd you leave your pants? 

(No hablo Ingles!) 

Did you feed the fish? 

(No hablo Ingles!) 

Do you like my band? 

Wait... don't answer that 

No hablo Ingles (Hey, hey, hey) 

No hablo Ingles 

No hablo Ingles (Hey, hey, hey) 

No hablo Ingles 

Do you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies? 

No hablo Ingles (Hey, hey, hey) 

Did one of you guys pee in the pool? 

No hablo Ingles 

Hey, how 'bout we all get together and go to the ballet? 

No hablo Ingles (Hey, hey, hey) 

Can I borrow that beer? 

No hablo Ingles 

No hablo Ingles (Hey, hey, hey) 

No hablo Ingles 

No hablo Ingles.