Divorce Me Cod Lyrics - Singles - Box Car Willie

I just bought me a great long ticket 

I'm gonna use it at 4 P.M. 

So you can call your secret love 

And break the news to him 

You thought your little romance 

Was on the strict Q.T. 

So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. 

Divorce me C.O.D. 

I won't be around 

To hear you cry 

I'm Texas bound 

And by and by 

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You can reach me down in Dallas 

A general delivery 

So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. 

Divorce me C.O.D. 

There's gonna come a day, girl 

When you'll be feelin' blue 

You'll can't pay your little old bill 

With a big old I.O.U. 

This dynamite you're playin' with 

May be T.N.T. 

So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. 

Divorce me C.O.D. 

No need to fall 

Down on your knees 

'Cause I all I know 

Are my ABC 

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I ain't no college professor 

I ain't got no P.H.D. 

So if you want your freedom P.D.Q 

Divorce me C.O.D