Cigar Song Lyrics - Mud On The Tires - Brad Paisley

Well I'm a sucker for fine Cuban cigars 

The problem is I can't afford 'em 

But last year I went and got myself a whole box 

And just to be safe I insured 'em 

I took out a policy against fire and theft 

And then I hurried on home 

With a fifty-cent lighter I sat on my back steps 

And I smoked 'em one by one 

Two weeks later I went to see that insurance man 

And I handed in my claim 

With a straight face I told him that through a series of small fires 

They'd all gone up in flames 

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They reviewed my case and they had no choice 

But to pay me for what I'd done 

I took that check and bought a whole new box 

And I smoked 'em one by one 

Two weeks later this detective shows up 

Tells me that company's pressin' charges 

One speedy trial later they locked me up 

On twenty-four separate counts of arson 

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And now I sit and I stare at a blank brick wall 

Lookin' back on what I've done 

To pass the time I've got some ten-cent cigars 

And I smoke 'em one by one 

Yeah, I smoke 'em one by one