Cornography Lyrics - Time Well Wasted - Brad Paisley

The Grand Old Op'ry Theatre proudly presents 

Cornography, Kung Pao, episode two 

The continuing adventures of the Kung Pao Buckaroos 

The three cowboys needed a place to bed down for the night 

So I suggested the establishment of Miss Kitty May 

Or she may not 

A former love and a woman of questionable repute 

So they walked into the saloon and asked for Miss Kitty 

And just then, they heard a voice saying 

"Hi, boys, you lookin' for these" 

And the littlest cowboy turned around 

To see two huge 38s pointed right at his face 

Jimmy, you can't say that 

What? She had huge guns 

Smith and Wesson revolvers 

Oh boy, were they loaded, oh brother 

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She's aiming them right at us 

Softer, George, it's more effective 

She's aiming them right at us, everybody duck 

Not you, Jimmy, you stand up normal 

They dropped the money they owed her and she bent over to pick it up 

And, oh, that moon was beautiful, now Jimmy, you can't say that 

Out the window, I couldn't see it till then George 

Oh, there were mountains in the way 

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You guys are gonna get in trouble for this 

That woman sure chaps my, ask her out then 

I think he's got a little thing for her, George 

Louder, Bill, it's more effective 

I think he's got a little thing for her, George 

It's not that little 

That was worth a three or four, Bill 

All right, Jimmy, let's get serious now 

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So the little cowboy was tryin' not to act too excited 

But when I look at a woman that beautiful, it's hard 

Jimmy, what, it's very difficult 

I hope they're not recordin' this, yeah, ah 

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And I said, "Cowgirl, how would you like a little cowpoke?" 

Here we go, ooh yeah, need a little buckaroo? 

In your dreams short barrel 

Bum chicka bow wow, oh my God 

So the Kung Poo Buck, Kung Poo 

So the Kung Pao Buckaroos rode off into the sunset 

Tune in next time for more action and romance 

Yeah, softer, George, it's more effective, yeah