If He's Anything Like Me Lyrics - Brad Paisley

I remember saying I don't care either way 

Just as long as he or she is healthy I'm ok 

Then the doctor pointed to the corner of the screen 

And said "You see that thing right there well you know what that means" 

And I started wondering who he was going to be 

And I thought heaven help us if he's anything like me 

He'll probably climb a tree too tall and ride hes bike to fast 

End up every summer wearing something in a cast 

He's gonna throw a ball and break some glass in a window down the street 

He's gonna get in trouble oh he's gonna get in fights 

I'm gonna lose my temper and some sleep 

It's safe to say that I'm gonna get my payback if he's anything like me 

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I can see him right now knees all skinned up 

With a magnifying glass trying to melt a Tonka truck 

Won't he be a sight with his football helmet on 

That'll be his first love til his first love comes along 

He'll get his heart broke by the time he's in his teens 

And heaven help him if he's anything like me 

He'll probably stay out too late and drive his car too fast 

Get a speeding ticket he'll pay for mowing grass 

He's gonna get caught skipping class and be grounded for a week 

He's gonna get in trouble we're gonna get in fights 

I'm gonna lose my temper and some sleep 

It's safe to say that I'm gonna get my payback if he's anything like me 

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He's gonna love me and hate me along the way 

Years are gonna fly by I already dread the day 

He's gonna hug his momma, he's gonna shake my hand 

He's gonna act like he cant wait to leave 

But as he drives out he'll cry his eyes out 

If he's anything like me there's worse folks to be like 

Aw he'll be alright if he's anything like me