Ode De Toilet (the Toilet Song) Lyrics - Brad Paisley

She says not to buy her flowers 

Or big expensive gifts 

She says she don't want jewlery 

And she doesn't need another dress 

If I want to show her how much I adore her 

The best way that I've found 

Is to make sure when I'm finished 

I put that toilet seat down 

We've been to counseling 

To try and see the ways we could improve 

This thing between us 

And different ways to show each other "I love you" 

Forget about those getaway vacations 

To romantic coastal towns 

If you want to say "I love you" 

Then put that toilet seat down 

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'Cause in the middle of the night 

It's cold and it's dark 

And when I hear my name in vain 

I know I haven't done my part 

She just wants me to support her 

And the best way that I've found 

So with a gentle hand and a loving touch 

I put that toilet seat down 

I know it's kind of funny 

You can teach a little puppy 

But it's very hard to train a grown man 

When I'm all about my buisiness 

And the path of least resistance 

She's the one that suffers in the end 

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In the middle of the night 

It's cold and it's dark 

And when I hear my name in vain 

I know I haven't done my part 

She just wants me to support her 

And the best way that I've found 

So with a gentle hand and a loving touch 

I put that toilet seat down 

Down, down