Arizona Lyrics - Fistfight At The Wafflehouse - Brian Haner

Times are tough in my home town unemployment's up 

The economies down 

Hard to find work but it won't be long til 

I'm singing a different tune 

Cause there's a place I know 

Where there's gonna be jobs real soon 

I'm gonna move to Arizona where they enforce the law 

I'll be a brick laying sun of a b!tch 

When they build that wall 

And when I'm done with that I can always find work 

Standing out in front of Home Depot 

God bless Arizona that's where I wanna go 

Might get a job doing dishes at Denny's 

on the weekend work the window at McDonald's, too 

Won't you be surprised when I take order 

And I speak English as good as you. 

Chorus 

I'm gonna move to Arizona where immigration is fine 

Everybody's welcome there just as long as they stand in line 

I don't care if I piss off Hillary Clinton 

Of the President of Mexico 

God bless Arizona that's where I wanna go 

We elected a brand new Administration 

Thinking anekatips they might care 

Now we can't afford medical insurance 

because we are paying for theirs 

Chorus 

I'm gonna move to Arizona before its too late 

If you haven't noticed yet this country ain't running so great 

The guy we elected won fair and square 

We got nobody to blame but ourselves 

But we can change all that 

When we vote in 2012 

God bless Arizona (x3)