Fork Talking Man Lyrics - Singles - British Lions

(john fiddler) 

First met you you were lonely, pushin' your smile in my face 

Now I know that you're phoney, you're the human race's disgrace 

You're a fork talking man 

You're a fork talking man 

You're a fork talking man, fork talking man 

You laid down on the floor just to cheat me for a while 

Before I could even count to four the visions of you ran wild 

You're a fork talking man 

You're a fork talking man 

You're a fork talking man, fork talking man 

People I'm telling you there's a conspiracy 

The witness to that is the sadness that you see 

I'm looking at you. are you looking at me? are ya? 

Ain't no-one can make you what you're not 

If there's a chance to run they'll give a shot 

I look pretty cold but I'm really hot. hotcha!