To Say The Very Least Lyrics - Buck 65

More often a novel 

What's word's owning is worth fighting for 

whether it be life, love or the pursuit of happiness 

mom's apple-pie 

or even something as basic as sex 

and don't go knocking it 

that three-letter-word makes a mockery 

of the four-letter-onces that tries to cheapen it 

It's a wonderful game for people of all ages 

and even for losers it's worth a try 

That's good morning and good bye 

[Buck 65] 

They sit in your section 

they think you gentle and nice 

you bring glasses of water 

with lentils and rice 

Old-fashioned outfits 

it also appears 

their tips are greater 

when you don't wear brassieres 

They give you their orders 

and watch when you write them 

wishing that you 

could be their menu item 

They wanna be breast-fed 

the day you get work off 

with you in their thoughts 

they walk home and then jerk off 

You look like a model 

so young and intrepid 

the regular customers 

are old and decrepit 

The food is here rotten 

but the service is stellar 

I know that I love her 

and I wish I could tell her 

But they don't know your name 

cause you don't really care 

as long as they tip you 

and stay in their chair 

They swallow their tongues 

in a venom, dirty wipers 

if you tell them a lie 

and changes the dirty diapers