Wicked And Weird Lyrics - This Right Here Is - Buck 65

[verse 1] 

Driving with a yellow dog, I95 

He's got a smile on his face and big shiny eyes 

Up at a decent hour, never ate yet 

Got a little Johnny Cash in the ol' tape deck 

Nothing in the trunk but some base ball gloves 

A pair of jumper cables and a set of golf clubs 

Blanket on the back seat, we're in rough shape 

Sunroof held on with a bit of duct tape 

Looking for a gas station, better make a list 

Fill'er up with regular, I need to take a piss 

Sexy girl air freshener, snacks and that pinwheel 

Top up the fluids, clean the bugs off the windshield 

Not a care in the world, not a how and a why 

No destination, not a cloud in the sky 

Back on the road not a moment too soon 

Dish ran away with some other spoon 

[chorus x2] 

Wicked and wierd, I'm a road hog with an old dog 

Singing slow songs, tryin'a hold on 

Wicked and wierd, I'm a rat fish 

Tryin'a practice doin' back flips on your mattress 

[verse 2] 

Hole in the muffler, ghosts on the shoulder 

Cough drops, loose change in the beverage holder 

To roll down the window, you gotta use a wrench 

Been thinking about brushing up on my french 

Right there in the glove box, if you should look 

You'll find 40 parking tickets and a copy of the Good Book 

Don't bother looking, you'll never find me 

I'm starting from scratch and leaving trouble behind me 

[chorus x2] 

Wicked and wierd, I'm a road hog with an old dog 

Singing slow songs, tryin'a hold on 

Wicked and wierd, I'm a rat fish 

Tryin'a practice doin' back flips on your mattress 

Wicked, wicked, wicked and weird 

[verse 3] 

Christ Almighty, there's a rattle in the wheel well 

Dog fell asleep and man, I don't feel well-