Jennifer's Cold Lyrics - Buck-o-nine

On the freeway, all the cars have stopped 

'Cause the big news has dropped 

All the phones are ringing 

It's got all the neighbors singing 

Police chief is calling the detectives 

Navy SEALs are being selected 

President is calling his advisors 

GreenPeace is putting out flyers 

We've got ourselves a little situation 

It's worse than an alien invasion 

Jennifer has got a cold and 

Everybody's got to know 

We've got ourselves a little situation 

It's worse than an alien invasion 

Jennifer has got a cold and 

She can't complain to no one 

There's a news break, for everybody watching 

Jennifer has just started coughing 

The doctors can't explain it 

"How did she ever obtain this?" 

All her friends are sending get well cards 

"You could beat it, just gotta fight hard" 

All the world is sitting home waiting 

All the priests are singing and praying 

We've got ourselves a little situation 

It's worse than an alien invasion 

Jennifer has got a cold and 

Everybody's got to know 

We've got ourselves a little situation 

It's worse than an alien invasion 

Jennifer has got a cold and 

She can't complain to no one 

SWAT Team has Jennifer surrounded 

Coast guard takes her to an island 

Out there, no one gets infected 

Jenny lives where she can be protected 

United Nation emergency meeting 

Declares the whole world is grieving 

And peace will come if Jenny just gets well 

Please come home soon 

We've got ourselves a little situation 

It's worse than an alien invasion 

Jennifer has got a cold and 

Everybody's got to know 

We've got ourselves a little situation 

It's worse than an alien invasion 

Jennifer has got a cold and 

Everybody's got to know