Dirty Sanchez Lyrics - Singles - Burden Brothers

(Well listen up closely little children 

Gonna tell you a little story now 

[unintelligible] 

A Texas legend in his own right yeah...) 

I got so much sin seeping out of my skin 

Got to get my some time with you 

Don't you tell me your last name 

Don't say anything, you know what to do 

I got an old-time religion 

Got fever got friction 

Got dark thoughts in my head 

You've gotta purty dirty mouth 

I gotta demon down south 

Gonna make you sweat and beg 

For the Dirty Sanchez 

The Dirty Sanchez 

They call me Dirty Sanchez 

I'm gonna skin you like a cat 

On a hot plate got you on a hot date 

Liquored up and ready to sin 

Got a dashboard Jesus 

He's ready to recieve us 

So open up and let me in 

I'm your savior I know your favorite 

Down and dirty deeds 

Just when you relax 

I'm whipping out the betamax 

I'm outta style and out to please 

With the Dirty Sanchez 

Oh the Dirty Sanchez 

The call me Dirty Sanchez 

I'm gonna skin you like a cat 

Like a cat... whoa... 

(We'll take a li'l trip down south now... low and slow... 

Come and get some...)