The Weird Revolution Lyrics - Weird Revolution - Butthole Surfers

On behalf of Dr. Timothy Leary 

In association with the legions of illuminated social rejects 

And as an influential administrator and creator of musical chaos 

In these so called, United States 

I stand as a messenger of strangeness this evening 

In order to impress upon or at least to instruct 

The honorable musicians as to the methods and motives 

Of the truly bizarre reality, "The weird revolution" 

Thomas Jefferson, confounder and president 

Of this normally corrupt nation said 

If God is truly just, I tremble for the fate of my country 

Secondly, there are some dynamics at play 

Which I must familiarize you with 

The so-called weirdos in this country 

Stand as completely freaked out by the normal man 

As the normal man is completely freaked out 

By the weird masses reaction to him 

Which came first, you may ask 

Chicken or egg, you may ask 

Well, the chicken of course 

And its time to break this weird-ass chain 

The weird masses dont want to be normalized 

Weirdos want to be abnormal 

The freaks cant be formally normalized 

Nor can we normally formalized 

What we want is complete weirdification 

Basically, we dont want weirdness from the normal man 

We dont want to be freaked out by the normal man 

We want to out freak the normal man 

The normal man entices and prostitutes 

And performs surgery on our weird women 

Yes, even your brother could be a victim of his plastic fantasies 

And if you weird out his daughter hell plast your ass 

Whats good for the goose is good for the gander 

Are you freaking with me? 

What is good for the goose is good for the gander 

So you can pluck out his feathers and smile 

Because you are defending our weird women 

From the freaky-ass thoughts of the bug-eyed 

Bow-legged normal man