If Men Were Disney Princesses Lyrics - Singles - Buzzfeed

I wish I could be a Disney Princess 

so I could marry a homeless Arabian man 

I wish I could be a Disney Princess 

so I could have furniture as my only friends 

and I wish I could be a Disney Princess 

so I could fight the Mongolian army single handedly 

I wish I could be a Disney Princess 

so I could live with seven tiny men 

If I were a Disney Princess 

I would have everything at my fingertips 

I could be native american 

If I were a Disney Princess 

I could cry life saving tears, 

I could resurrect dead men with my tears 

Jasmine, I wanna be you, 

Cinderella I wanna be you 

I just don't wanna be the part of your life 

where you were a slave 

Pocahontas I wanna be you 

Ariel i wanna be you 

so I could hang out with giant sassy drag queen squids 

I wish I could be a Disney princess 

so I could marry a guy who kisses me as I sleep 

and I wish I could be a disney princess 

so I could be afraid of making ice 

because I don't wanna kill my sister 

I wish I could be a disney princess 

so I could have a man climb up my head 

I wish I could be a Disney princess 

so I could have horse mice. 

I really want horse mice. 

If I were a Disney Princess 

I'd have everything at my fingertips 

I could be african american 

If I were a disney princess 

I would go on psychedelic trips 

making tapestries with bears 

aurora I wanna be you, 

snow white i wanna be you 

I just don't wanna be the part of your life 

where you are poisoned no 

Belle I wanna be you 

Mulan I wanna be you 

so that I could have a sassy dragon 

I want a sassy dragon 

I wanna be a disney princess 

and if I were I'd take no recess 

to spread the warmth and love it's the best 

way to live your life 

I'd be a handsome man's wife 

and we'd kiss 

and we'd kiss 

and we'd kiss 

and we'd kiss 

I wish I could be a Disney Princess 

so I could marry a homeless Arabian man