Lifestyles Of The Not So Rich And Famous Lyrics - Byrd Tracy

Honey they're bringin' out a TV crew 

They wanna do a story 'bout me and you 

They'll be stringin' up bright lights in the backyard 

There'll be cameras on their shoulders 

We'll be readin' cue cards 

Leave them long johns on the line 

If the kids look dirty, that'll be just fine 

They're gonna put us on 

Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous 

They wanna see us go hog wild 

Over beans and barbecue 

They wanna see my Fairlane up on blocks 

The holes in all our socks 

Talkin' 'bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous 

Tell 'em bout your mama and the bowling league 

Tell 'em bout junior and his baseball team 

I'll show 'em my nine point buck on the wall 

I'll blow a few times on my new duck call 

Let 'em see ol' blue how he sleeps all day 

We'll bring out the Elvis TV trays 

They're gonna put us on 

Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous 

They wanna see us go hog wild 

Over beans and barbecue 

They wanna see my Fairlane up on blocks 

The holes in all our socks 

Talkin' 'bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous 

Yeah our idea of high class livin' 

Is sittin' on the porch on a cool night 

Our Champagne and Caviar 

Is an RC cola and a moon pie 

I'm talkin' 'bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous