No Girls, No Problem Lyrics - Singles - Caffeine

All this porn's distracting me 

Trying to drive but all I see 

Is 1-800 I'm a man and I'm a woman too 

I found it in an old backpack 

Tons and Tons I found a stack 

Of pages that I could not pull apart 

No Girls, No problem 

No Girls, No problem 

Claims that they are all 18 

Though actually 40 or 14 

All fake blonds who've got fake boobs 

And use some funky flashy word 

To claim the girl will eat your turd 

And do some funky stuff that I cannot say 

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Theres no problem with that 

Theres no problem that theres no girls 

No girls, No problem 

No girls, No problem 

It's almost time to go record 

Three more songs 

But we're all floored 

'Cause all that we can do 

Is look at porn 

Photos 

No problem, No girls 

No girls, No problem 

No girls, No problem 

No girls, No problem 

No girls, No problem 

No girls, No problem 

No girls, No problem