Sad Songs & Waltzes Lyrics - Cake

I'm writing a song all about you 

A true song as real as my tears 

But you've no need to fear it 

'Cause no one will hear it 

Sad songs and waltzes 

Aren't selling this year 

I'll tell all about how you cheated 

I'd like for the whole world to hear 

I'd like to get even 

With you 'cause you're leavin' 

But sad songs and waltzes 

Aren't selling this year 

It's a good thing that I'm not a star 

You don't know how lucky you are 

Though my record may say it 

No one will play it 

Sad songs and waltzes 

Aren't selling this year 

It's a good thing that I'm not a star 

You don't know how lucky you are 

Though my record may say it 

No one will play it 

Sad songs and waltzes 

Aren't selling this year