Short Skirt/long Jacket Lyrics - Comfort Eagle - Cake

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond 

I want a girl who knows what's best 

I want a girl with shoes that cut 

And eyes that burn like cigarettes 

I want a girl with the right allocations 

Who is fast and thorough and sharp as a tack 

She is playing with her jewelry, she is putting up her hair 

She is touring the facility and picking up slack 

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket 

I want a girl who gets up early 

(Gets up early) 

I want a girl who stays up late 

(Stays up late) 

I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity 

(Uninterrupted) 

Who uses a machete to cut through red tape 

With fingernails that shine like justice 

And a voice that is dark like tinted glass 

She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack 

She is touring the facility and picking up slack 

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket 

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation 

(Smooth liquidation) 

I want a girl with good dividends 

(Good dividends) 

At City Bank we will meet accidentally 

(Meet accidentally) 

We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen 

She wants a car with a cup holder armrest 

She wants a car that will get her there 

She is changing her name from Kitty to Karen 

She is trading her MG for a white Chrysler Le Baron 

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket