100 Bars Lyrics - Singles - Canibus

Yeah! That's the beat right there. 

I'm about to black out with 100 bars on some professional shit. 

So don't try this at home yo. 

Yo yo yo 

My style of rhymin is ancient like Aztecs and Mayans 

Because I recognize its all about timin' 

Me and my freestyle alliance practicin' African voodoo science 

In front of 20 ft. bonfires lookin' skyward 

Calculating May 5 2000 the nine planets'll be in alignment 

The arrival of the prophet in the cockpit 

Of a starship the size of the Hale-Bopp comet 

With mercury ion rockets 

And a big ass "Canibus comin soon" poster on the side of it 

I'm known geographically and intergalactically 

That's why I got extraterrestrials that want to battle me 

They even tried kidnappin' me 

And they would've snatched me 

If their craft didn't get trapped in the Earth's gravity 

Engines stalled and failed. Crashed into a farmer's field 

And that's really what caused Roswell 

Undercover operatives workin' for COM 12 

Disguised as a nigga signed with a record deal 

Lyrically I'm off scale 

So all hail or get tossed towards Hell, whatever y'all feel 

Briusin' niggas, confusin' niggas like Chip Fu from the Fu-Schnickens 

Hit you with nuclear cruiser missiles 

Hear the wild wolf growl 

Styles stockpiled for miles from the ground to the clouds 

Wack niggas want to be down but its not allowed 

Interrupt the cipher unannounced and you'll get punched in the mouth 

With the southpaw southern fist 

I'll bust your shit. Swell your lip and get the Bubba shrimp 

Back the tougher shit. What a wimp 

You giant Goliath. Niggas get shot with a rubber sling 

I'm an experiment gone bad. 

My brainwave's on an ????? graph. Yo, I'm stark ravin mad 

Your whole scientific staff'll get killed in a nuclear blast 

When I throw the ????? flask in my hand 

Flammable liquids in the lab explode 

And you get stabbed with all the flyin glass 

Trained to blow up commercial aircrafts 

Trained in chemical weapons class 

Just to see how long a nigga's breath'll last 

I put him in a leather mask 

Spray his ass with a can of ???? gas 

Then watch him grab his neck and gag 

Watch the nigga choke to death as I laugh 

"You want to battle?" is the type of question you should never ask 

Nigga, pick a tougher task. See who the fuck'll last 

Whoever lose'll get a solderin' iron up the ass 

You need to recognize 

My hand is quicker than the eye 

Quicker than the 5 speed Jamiroquai drives 

A lifespan longer than 9 lives. Infinite rhymes that can't die 

A nigga with a divine mind 

I dedicate this to the wise. Dedicate it to dames 

Dividin' myself into 100 ten times 

You can't deny the offering's an offer 

Flows that glow with aurora's the spark of light 

Water fly like a saucer 

With the torque of a Porsche 

Murder a million MCs then autograph all of their coffins 

Been gettin' it on since I been born and I'm a live long 

And I'm a be gettin' it on till I'm gone 

Look at all the stages I been on. All the songs that I spit on 

I took an oath to rip everything I get on 

A nigga like me should have Carpal Tunnel syndromes 

In the wristbones from grippin' microphones this long 

I'm just a small fish in a big pond 

And gets pissed off whenever I gets picked on 

Nigga try to flip and get flipped on 

My army march a million strong 

Like the nation of Islam with suede timbs on 

Extremely hostile 

Fully armed troops dressed in frog suits and night vision goggles 

A lyrical lynch mob 

Shittin' on niggas drawn to a hideous form with horns and a mink on 

Duckin' down low like Vietnam fightin' the Vietcong 

Screamin' "incomin'" when I see a bomb 

Speak to your leader. Surrender your arms 

You need about a million more soldiers to even the odds 

Plus 800,000 to even consider a war 

And 200,000 more to even look hard 

You better drop your flag and withdraw 

My cavalry charge accompanied by a blizzard of wicked metaphors 

And smash y'all. Attach y'all to the back of my horse 

And drag y'all across the motherfuckin' asphalt 

9 out of 10 niggas is frauds 

You know who you are always talkin' about your bitches and your cars 

Your jewelry and your girls. It's like we from two different worlds 

You motherfuckers really get on my nerves 

'Cause I'm beyond them, on some futuristic cyborg shit 

I close my eyes when I freestyle so I could read what picture crossed in 

Then raise my arms like a sorcerer and cast a fireball into the audience 

To barbecue your brain organs 

You feel like you've been thrown in a microwave oven 

I flame broil suckers and hit 'em with some more shit 

The raw shit. Call my reinforcements, the four horsemen 

Take a big piece of chalk and draw a line across the stage pulpit 

I dare a motherfucker to cross it 

I'll even call my man Black Rob at two in the mornin 

Tell him it's important. Tell him to call Sting 3 way and sing a 

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Break your camcorders so you motherfuckers can't record it 

Call the news, I'll kill your reporters 

Start a lawsuit, I'll kill your lawyers 

Fuck the soft shit and fuck what y'all think 

My album's gold cause my album was the bomb, shit 

Y'all niggas got your ass beat cause you asked for it 

Got your picture taken and put in a tabloid 

'Cause you a man and you like to touch little boys 

You fuck 'em in the ass, then you give 'em cash for it 

That's some sick shit homeboy 

A hundred years ago, they'd have took you to see Sigmund Freud 

You fraudulent. Feminine. Fragile as a feather is 

With an effortless blow, I'll crack your whole skeleton 

You think you're better than Canibus, where's the evidence? 

You got below average intelligence and poor penmanship 

You need to shut the fuck up cause your breath stink 

Take fifty cents and purchase a pack of peppermints 

Battlin' me you never win 

You thought you was the only nigga that could sneak a weapon in? 

Nigga guess again 

'Cause after I'm finished wreckin this shit 

I'm a drink a whole bottle of Henney and go fuck a lesbian