Master Thesis Lyrics - Canibus

[Canibus] 

This is the master thesis underneath the deepness 

Come to micclub.net where you can read this 

run a plot on a map hyper space 'ya 

From the society for scientific exploration 

color is vibration, vibration is sound 

sound resonates through the mouth check it out 

What I say vibrates no less than 9 ways 

South, South East, West, south west, east 

North, North east, North west 

And the black and white images fade 

to great sound waves 

Track my adversaries like a mouse in a maze 

with a bewildering array, of lyrical display 

The best of Bis oftenly rearrange 

Moto atomic elements, with a deft intelligence 

The highest professorship, my English etiquette 

compels me to not say it if I can't spell it bitch 

My circularised 3rd Eye, sees all 

Atlantis was surrounded by 4 sea walls 

I read one-fourth of the Library of Alexandria 

before it was burnt to the floor 

I wish I could've learned more 

about the shapes of the sacred geometry they used to draw 

They were new millennium but Euclidian in form 

ancient in many ways but not nearly as old 

Carved from Egyptian gold molded in Assyria 

with processed Beryllium by the quintillion 

They cooked on symmetrical stoves 

with my logo etched above the hole where they inserted the coal 

And they barbecued birds to the bone 

They burned incense in a Buckminster Fuller type dome 

I talked to Mr. Fuller over the phone 

and he said he had a contract to rebuild Rome 

said he didn't want to do it alone 

I told him I was busy writing poems 

but I'll think about going 

The process was slow, and the dough was low 

but I took it as the perfect opportunity to grow 

plus I never traveled that far from home 

but I heard about the beauty of Sydonian (city of ancient Phoenicia) snow 

neon green grass, statues made from translucent glass 

I'll be crazy to pass 

I like nigerian Jazz 

the blue twilight band 

that plays tunes from a laser black sax 

it sounds so laid back 

it helps me relax 

I brought the album after seeing K-Pax 

Ooh how I miss my nautilus 

i was told faren goat and mcdotilus did not exist 

you have a modest case of scaphocephalous 

I prescribe some neo gothic anti-biotics 

words concocted from the lyrical lock smith 

deadly as 10 droplets of Ricin toxin 

from every angle the competition gets boxed in 

its Dr. C indoctrinates his doctrine 

translate the English alphabet 

to the omega text 

life is now and death is next 

post bond out on bail from the belly of hell 

communicate through diatonic and pentatonic scale 

these dark side tales might affect sales 

I set sail and hunt down erect sperm whales 

use the aphrodisiac to get a female 

call ginger tie her up and drink her ginger ale 

grand maryey for me scotch on the rocks for you 

your vocab is smaller than a cup of jewels 

in the studio with james lipton 

reminiscing about the script that was written 

before the beginning 

all of a sudden the boo's turned into applause 

my jaws stronger then the kenenday Macaws 

cant even count the bars 

i've expended so far 

don't want to rap no more its been so long 

i wish the clock would hurry up and tick 

im out in the bush and the sticks 

humpin a hundred clicks 

dr scholes gave me a good fit 

me and him went to school together back in 86 

when I was really ill 

puttin flank energy in a rhyme the size of a Tylenol pill 

you wanna laugh now 

and cast your belligerent doubt 

show you what poetry is really about 

the side affects will make you pass out 

followed by skin rash 

itching diarrhea nausea and dry mouth 

you want a time out? 

you better spit a rhyme out 

before the community of real mc's die out 

college students say to me "you ain't smart" 

Record label A&Rs say: "this ain't art" 

these are the contents of the covenant of the art 

listen to my chest beat tell me this ain't heart 

You gotta be as obsequious 

as the Disciples of Jesus 

this is my MASTER THESIS