Go To Hell Lyrics - Singles - Captain Tractor

I was there on the day that you died 

And I'm the only one here as they bury your hide 

And this is the last time I'll be by your side 

Well the world is one soul fewer 

The preacher says the last rites so well 

Says you're going to Heaven and not to Hell 

But he has to say that and I know damn well 

That you're Satan bound 

REFRAIN: 

So if you go to Hell 

would you get me something nice 

Maybe a T-Shirt or maybe a hat 

or maybe some loaded dice 

And if you go to Hell 

would you at least send me a card 

So I'll know how you're doing 

And I'll know where you are 

Well you never did care how much you did drink 

And you never did care what the others did think 

And I've got a feeling that now that you're dead 

You won't even remember my name 

I used to write and you'd never write back 

I'd call on my card and you'd call me collect 

You never bought gifts and you never left tips 

But it's never too late for a change 

REFRAIN 

So go to Hell you bastard 

Live painfully ever after 

You'll burn for all eternity 

No one rides for free 

There's only one way to escape Satan's flames 

If you're willing to pay to clear your bad name 

This is the place and now is the time 

So come on give me a sign 

REFRAIN 

Burn for all eternity and save a seat for me