Big Dumb Guy Lyrics - Carly Simon

BIG DUMB GUY 

WRITERS CARLY SIMON, LARRY CIANICA, TOM WOLK, JESSE FARROW 

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So many tech-heads Recent invasion 

I stretch out my long legs And I kick away the mouse pad, baby Amazon, eBay, Oracle, he say He promise a freebee 

But he's such a pokey little guy Wait, I hear big footsteps 

Thud, thumping out of the past That big dumb guy is here at last That big dumb guy is here at last Cyberman lights up 

But mostly he floppy Computer man crashes He's so humpty dumpty, baby Now he tries this experiment Though he knows it's so low-tech He tries patting his forehead While he's rub, rub, rubbing my stomach, baby But he can't do it, can he? 

No, no he can't do that at all But wait, I hear big footsteps 

Thud, thumbing out of the past Sure enough, that big dumb guy Is here at last 

That big dumb guy is here at last 

Big papa bear Maybe you can remember It wasn't that long ago When you dialed a number 

You got a living, breathing human being On the telephone 

Don't want nothing to do 

But just study the skin on your face I want to look up at the sky And watch the sunset With someone like you 

Wait, I hear big footsteps 

Thud, thumbing out of the past 

That big dumb guy is here at last 

That big dumb guy is here at last 

That big dumb guy is here, he's here 

In fact he's brought his 

big raccoon coat with him 

And he doesn't even know it's 

politically incorrect 

That big dumb guy is here at last 

I see him now walking torward me 

Let's get it on with your big bad self 

Get it on babe, Get it on babe 

Get it on babe, Get it on babe 

That big dumb guy is here at last 

Big, big, big, big, big 

Big dumb guy 

Oh, ha - smartest guy 

I ever knew yeah 

Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me 

kiss me, kiss me now 

If feels so good 

I don't want to have to go into those chat rooms anymore 

I don't want to see that pinwheel go round 

and around and around 

Every time I try to open any window 

Hold me, you big dumb guy 

You smart guy 

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