You're Mundane (you're So Vain) Lyrics - Carly Simon

You walked into the party 

At eight oclock on the dot 

You brought with you your mango juice 

You thought it was apricot 

You had one eye on the TV 

As you watched the stars gavotte 

And in your own dream you thought 

They'd be your partner 

They'd be your partner, and.... 

Chorus: 

Youre mundane 

Youve never heard a song thats about you 

Youre mundane 

Youve never heard a song thats about you 

Have you? Have you? 

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You tried a girlfriend several years ago 

Who was anything but naive 

You met online and you had your date 

But when she wanted to conceive 

You gave to her your grandmas ring 

And said you would never leave 

You watched her drink 

The last of the six pack 

Last of the six pack and.... 

Chorus 

Well you took a puff several years ago 

And saw the universe unfold 

The flashbacks come every now and then 

But it was parsley that we rolled 

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Youre where you should be all the time 

There really is no myth 

No underworld spy 

Is your close friend 

Except on the weekend 

Chorus