Gas (man) Lyrics - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

Princess resuscitates drowning tramp 

Big business infiltrates postage stamp 

Happy days are here again 

And it's a gas man, oh boy 

And we will enjoy ourselves 

Illiterate bored teenager gets spelling wrong on suicide note 

Loneliness of long distance drugs runner 

Ends on crowded Bangkok death row 

Happy days, oh happy days 

And it's a gas man, oh boy 

And we will enjoy ourselves 

Over and over the sums are the same 

Count up the number of people in pain 

Take away friends and then add a few noughts 

Dividing it by the first number you thought 

And it's a gas man 

Kill yourself if you want 

But I'll tell you this only once 

Don't