Spoilsports Personality Of The Year Lyrics - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

When you've been watching the world die all day 

And channel hopping won't make it go away 

Put on your shoes come and share the blues with me 

This skinny swollen kiddie covered in flies 

His dinner stolen by the government, dies 

A cash collection will be organized 

But this is reality I'm so sorry, dear 

To be the spoilsports personality for another year 

War is just a hobby for the selfish few 

Busy bodies who've got nothing else to do 

I would get these cheap skates off the ice for you if I could