Doctor Monroe Lyrics - Singles - Casey Dienel

Years ago the phone rang off the hook for Dr. Monroe 

But he's erased the names in his little black book, he's living alone 

Oh, you might have seen him chain-smoking on national TV 

Drinking scotch on the rocks and flipping through playboy magazines 

He will not hello, invite you to his chateau in the Pyrenees 

He's a real sharp shooter, good looker, smooth talker with the ladies 

He's running on high speed trains seeing visions of what he used to have 

Like a choir boy in the wings it's the death of a ladies man 

Ten years ago he quit the material world 

He started speaking to the sixth dimension through public urinals 

Oh, her got curious and started wearing some of Helen's clothes 

He quit the firm and set up practice in his bathtub 

Helen said "darling, I'm concerned, do you think that you'll pull through 

Or should I call the doctor?" 

He said "that's what I am, you fool." 

He's running on high speed trains seeing visions of what he used to have 

Like a choir boy in the wings it's the death of a ladies man 

He's got his hair slicked back and his boots laced tight and shined 

He makes a killer first impression 'cause he smells like turpentine 

Oh, he'll slide beside you and ask you for his name 

He extinguishes his cigarette in your water and then gives it a swig 

"when is your stop? Where are you getting off?" 

Gee, I can't be so sure, maybe Berlin, or maybe not 

He's running on high speed trains seeing visions of what he used to have 

Like a choir boy in the wings it's the death of a ladies man 

When he comes in to see you he will look you straight in the eye 

When he says "voulez-vous coucher avec moi?" 

Run for you life 

Cause he's running on high speed trains seeing visions of what he used to have 

Like a choir boy in the wings it's the death of a ladies man