Meet Me At The Mannequin Gallery Lyrics - Humor Risk - Cass Mccombs

The secretary 

Said the prices vary 

To cast in one's image 

So I made the pilgrimage 

Meet me at the mannequin gallery 

She told me a story 

About the model lady 

Whose features were subtle 

She wanted her own model 

Meet me at the mannequin gallery 

The story continued 

The secretary enthused 

How making the model's model 

Gave her staff trouble: 

Meet me at the mannequin gallery 

"You see, she had no features 

Her face was smooth and clear 

So it was very difficult 

To sculpt an accurate result" 

Meet me at the mannequin gallery 

"But that is why we 

Think some people have beauty" 

Said the secretary 

"At least this is my theory" 

Meet me at the mannequin gallery 

"Because they are featureless 

Anyway, it caused us some stress 

And we charged her according 

To the time that was put in" 

Meet me at the mannequin gallery 

Then I wandered the warehouse 

Among the hundreds of models 

And the fiberglass aroma 

Out there in Pacoima 

Meet me at the mannequin gallery