Stagger Lee Lyrics - Cave Nick

It was back in '32 when times were hard 

He had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards 

Stagger Lee 

He wore rat-drawn shoes and an old Stetson hat 

Had a '28 Ford, had payments on that 

Stagger Lee 

His woman threw him out in the ice and the snow 

And told him, "Never ever come back no more" 

Stagger Lee 

So he walked though the rain an he walked through the mud 

Till he came to a place called The Bucket Of Blood 

Stagger Lee 

He said, "Mr Motherfucker, you know who I am" 

And the barkeeper said, "No, I don't give a good goddamn" 

To Stagger Lee 

He said, "Well bartender, it's plain to see 

I'm that bad motherfucker called Stagger Lee" 

Mr. Stagger Lee 

Barkeep said, "Yeah, I've heard your name down the way 

And I kick motherfucking asses like you everyday" 

Mr Stagger Lee 

Well, those were the last words that the barkeep said 

'Cause Stag put four holes in his motherfucking head 

Just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown 

Was known to make more money than any bitch in town 

She struts across the bar, hitching up her skirt 

Over to Stagger Lee, she starts to flirt 

With Stagger Lee 

She saw the barkeep, said, "O God, he can't be dead!" 

Stag said, "Well just count the holes in the motherfucker's head" 

She said, "You look like you ain't scored in quite a time. 

Why not come to my pad? It won't cost you a dime" 

Mr. Stagger Lee 

"But there's something I have to say before you begin 

You'll have to be gone before my man Billy Dilly comes in, 

Stagger Lee" 

"I'll stay here till Billy Dilly comes in, till time comes to pass 

And furthermore I'll fuck Billy Dilly in his motherfucking ass" 

Said Stagger Lee 

"I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know 

But I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy's asshole" 

Said Stagger Lee 

Just then Billy Dilly rolls in and said, "You must be 

That bad motherfucker called Stagger Lee" 

Stagger Lee 

"Yeah, I'm Stagger Lee and you better get down on your knees 

And suck my dick, because if you don't you're sure to be dead" 

Said Stagger Lee 

Billy Dilly dropped down and slobbered on his head 

And Stag filled him full of lead 

Oh yeah.