Answer Machine 2 Lyrics - The Mixtape Messiah Part 2 - Chamillionaire

[This song borrows from Trae's "Swang"] 

"Niggaz better see a nigga roll 

Starch diamonds and I'm rollin on 84" 

[Chorus 2X] 

Ay, ay, ay swang and I swang and I swang to the left 

I pop my trunk and now she tellin me she's so impressed (yes) 

It's the answer machine (yes), it's the answer machine 

Leave the message for me after the tone 

If you callin bout some money, you say I owe you youse a bloody lie 

That's a science fiction like that movie with the ugly fly 

Money stackin high, got it lookin like a money sky 

Jam rag by your thigh, (ha ha!) baby youse a bloody lie 

I don't care what they show you OR they tol' you, (tol' you) nigga please! 

Tell you-know-who they shouldn'ta been bootleggin my mix CD (please!) 

Some of y'all sucks, so keep suckin while I squirt and squeeze 

Liftin up the muscle, like, "Hercules! Hercu-LES!!" 

Hope you don't hurt ya knees, let me grant ya next wish 

Awkward feelin that you got soon as you leave ya ex-it 

Ladies, don't be shy, give it a try, you should mess wit 

The Mixtape Messiah's runnin in, that's right you guessed it 

Laid up wit a broad (broad), help me with my message 

It's Chamilitary mayne, you know who the best is 

You know won't nobody in the underground can test this 

You know who the flyest and the freshest in the flesh is 

Nah, I got no daughter or no son, but I confess this 

A playa in a playa that I'd know you'd be impressed wit 

I could sit here braggin about how lovely that my sex is 

but words cannot describe my lovin in a couple seconds 

Enough wit all the small talk, come over and undress miss 

You won't have a small thought when you come and undress this 

Naw, just say "ah" open up ya jaw and press this 

up against ya tonsils then after that I'll press this.. 

[Chorus 2X]