Lap Dance Lyrics - Singles - Chamillionaire

Hold ass,Hoes ask for a lap dance 

Im tossin mo trash than a trashman wit a trashcan 

Lew Hawk just started a business on Gulf Bank with that man 

Delivers mo bricks than a freethrow from shaq's hand 

Chamillionaire knows guys, and Hollywood Clique make dough rise 

When spinnin' on wheels of fortune, the chopper is yo prize 

If you tryna compliment elbows and the way the spokes ride 

You can see clear, I got glasses like a man with four eyes 

Wise like four wise guys, that's nice, but what else? 

Screens fall like the pants on the man jumping with no belt 

Screens fall like a crippled man tryna get up wit no help 

If u was me, you would Ooo!, be impressin' yo-self 

Hoes melt like an ice cream sundae, when I'm posted up on Sunday 

On MLK in a Hundai, I could still live with ya honey 

If she yellow as the cheddar on some macaroni 

Betta ask yo homie, I'll take her whether you strapped or phony 

At the Shoney's, in in the pool with ya darlin' 

Me, Paul and Hawk ballin',Spider Man chrome crawlin' 

Come through ya t.v. screens fallin' showin green like a garden 

No buffet at olive garden, beg my damn pardon 

Them boys in Orleans be throwin fights and riots 

Let's have a moment of silence while they show you some violence 

I know boys with dirt work ,like a washing appliance 

If you see a triple beam, then it isnt... **Scratches Out**