My Toy Soldier Lyrics - Major Pain 1.5 - Chamillionaire

My toy soldier, call me when it's time to 

Call me when it's time to playyy 

And just tell me where to go, go, go, go 

Said that they was sisters it was keisha and amanda 

One's a scorpio the other said she was a cancer 

One's a bartender other says she was a dancer 

Well I'm the general introduce me as the commander 

What you gettin into I said nothing to substancial 

We just asking you cause we thought you would give an answer 

I'm like maybe baby but I think I need examples 

That's what we tryin to do but you won't give us both a chance ta 

One to take the handle, one to get it damper 

Got to be official first you know I got to stamp ya 

Come sit on my lap and get a present like I'm santa 

She in all black and cobbin on the wood just like a panther 

My toy soldier, call up when it's time to 

Call up when it's time to playyy, heeeyy eyy 

Just say I'll be on my wayyy 

My toy soldier, call up when it's time to 

Call up when it's time to playyy, heeeyy eyyy 

Just say I'll be on my way 

Hold up mayne, she just sit back and watch her friend 

Do her job then she switches 

Feel like kamasutra, 

she massage with deep kisses 

My genie is a bottle, she say I get 3 wishes 

Well my first is get it wet then clean it up like the dishes 

Knowledge super wet you can call that brainstorming 

Always tell me I'm the best I confess it's great scrotum 

I ain't paying for no sex ya'll get played like beethoven 

Call her up then she collect you call that pay phone and 

I'm like what the hel you mean she ain't trippin if I choose her 

Gotta lot of bread that's why always keep a toaster 

Look at these two stripper poles that I got for ya 

You and your girl can dance on em we can call that bi polar 

Then she turned and asked me whatchu wiping off the desk for 

Cause I'm your professor and tonight I'm bout to test ya 

Ice in her mouth and a cup I left on the dresser 

Brain freeze she turned me to the nutty professor 

Tryin to keep composure sped up like a motor 

Her friend behind that line I make em pick just like a voter 

Told her take it slower knew that it was over 

When she wrapped around it and she squeezed it like a cobra 

My toy soldier, call up when it's time to 

Call up when it's time to playyy, heeeyy eyy 

Just say I'll be on my wayyy 

My toy soldier, call up when it's time to 

Call up when it's time to playyy, heeeyy eyyy 

Just say I'll be on my way 

Toy soldier my, my toy soldier 

When it goes dowwnn 

Toy soldier, it goes go, go, go, go