Pope And The Dope Lyrics - Charlie Daniels - Charlie Daniels Band

[Foreign Content] 

Which means don't let the [Incomprehensible] grand you down 

They said, "Don't you think it's mighty strong language 

To be used in, right here on the Fozo Show" 

Now if a order was to come down from the Pope 

The Catholics ain't allowed to smoke no dope 

If they couldn't get high would they feel real low 

And would they get pissed off down in Mexico 

And if Mayor John Lindsey was to propose 

The old Calcutta guest had to wear clothes 

Would they still come all the way from Kokomo 

Just to dig the show 

What if Eldridge Cleaver was to devise a plan 

For the Black Panther Party of America 

To be merged with the Ku Klux Klan 

And if Richard Nixon made Spiro Agnew 

The new ambassador to Timbuktu 

If he was doing real well would you guess 

It would prove his relationship with CBS 

What if Lester Maddox was to pass a law 

That the black population of Georgia 

Had to be moved into Arkansas 

Would it make Orval Faubus sore 

And start a two state civil war 

Would they ask the government for federal aid 

To buy pickaxe handles and razorblades 

Bop bop bop bop rodeo dope 

Now if Martha Mitchell was to address 

A special meeting of the SDS 

If she told them her views on Vietnam 

Would they make her an honorary minuteman 

And if Governor Wallace was to come unglued 

And run for President in '72 

Could he carry all of the Southern states 

With Julian Bond for a running mate 

Now if the CIA, and the IRS and the FCC 

Found out that J. Edgar Hoover and the FBI 

Owned stock in AT&T 

And the UAW, and the BNO, and the AFL and the CIO 

And the ICC, and the BBD's, and the LSU and UCLA 

And the OEO, and the KKK, and the PTA and the LNA 

And the UPI and the IBM all BS