The girls with cameras dressed to the nines
Makes them look important, but they're really just pretending, no?
A blank face on a blank street, no!
Come on, bloggers, you look like you need a bite to eat
Yes he's got a sports car, yes he's got tattoos
He used to play the drums back when he was cool
She's only with him because of his car
He's only with her because she looks good in his car
I said I'm sorry for the comments from the peanut gallery
I said I'm sorry for the comments from the peanut gallery
Actually no I'm not
I said I'm sorry for the comments from the peanut gallery
I said I'm sorry for the comments from the peanut gallery
Actually no I'm not
Why don't you post this on Facebook?
No wait, Instagram's less mainstream, right?
Why don't we, why don't we, get into a fight on Twitter
And throw some virtual punches, no
And I told you my tattoos are for Tumblr
And my outfit is for who cares
And my shades they're for throwing at you, no