Sister Mary Elephant Lyrics - Greatest Hit - Cheech And Chong

Good morning, class 

Good morning, class 

Class, good, shut up! 

Thank you 

As you know your regular teacher 

Sister Rosetta Stone is on a small vacation 

However she does send her love, at least finger paintings 

And desk club she's making 

I am your substitute teacher, Sister Mary Elephant 

Class, attention, attention, class, class, shut up! 

Thank you 

Young man, now give me that knife, thank you 

Now class, you all know who I am 

So let's find out who you are 

Class, class, shut up! 

Thank you 

Now class, Sister Rosetta has informed me 

That your assignment for the last two months 

Has been to write an essay entitled 

'How I Spent My Summer Vacation' 

Who would like to read theirs before the class? 

Class, class, cla, shut up! 

Thank you 

Young man in the first row, stand up 

State your name and read your essay 

Who me? 

Yes, read your essay, please 

Uh, I don't have it finished yet 

Well then, read what you have, young man 

Okay, the first day on my vacation 

What I did on my summer vacation 

The first day on my vacation, I woke up 

Then I went downtown to a quiet job 

Then I hung out in front of the drugstore 

The second day on my summer vacation, I woke up 

Then I went downtown to look for a job 

Then I hung out in front of the drugstore 

The third day on my summer vacation, I woke up 

(Now that's fine, young man) 

Then I went downtown to look for a job 

(That's fine, young man) 

Then I got a job 

(Young man, young man, young man) 

Keeping people from here and out in front of the drugstore 

The fourth day on my 

Shut up! 

Thank you 

Now class, I have a surprise for you 

I'm going to read you some poems 

Out of this lovely book of poetry 

The sun kisses the morning skies 

The birds kiss the butterflies 

The dew kisses the morning grass 

Class, class, ca 

Wake up! 

I gotta go to the can, man