Maiden Lyrics - Singles - Chesnutt Vic

(Vic Chesnutt) 

dogs are barking, birds are chirping 

the only thing better if I was squirting 

but there's no one here to love on me today 

for the maiden's on holiday 

for the maiden's on holiday 

I'm a sorry, sorry knight in a horrible castle 

hoping to avoid certain societal hassles 

and I know what they say 

but I ain't made of clay 

for the maiden's on holiday 

yeah, the maiden's on holiday 

I ain't nothing but chivalrous 

ain't never been nothing nasty between us 

she knows where she stands 

on the heart of a broken man 

I'm gonna be bad no matter what 

so I might as well go on ahead 

and act like a butt 

any ol' way, yeah, I'm still gonna pay 

for the maiden's on holiday 

yeah, the maiden's on holiday