Five-finger Discount Lyrics - Singles - Choking Victim

A walk through the product store and 15 aisles to see 

All the pretty, pretty packages staring back at me 

Which is my favorite, where is my chance 

To remove the product and stick it in my pants 

And I want to see what's on sale now, what's for free 

(Every time I go to shop I steal from) 

Enemies who steal from me and from you 

(If you only knew then you would steal too) 

Adrenaline rushes, the products in my grip 

I am only shopping but now it's time to lift 

I look for my moment, and down my pants I stick 

The product I've selected is concealed against my dick 

And I want to see, what's on sale now, what's for free 

(Every time I go to shop I steal from) 

Enemies who steal from me and from you 

(If you only knew then you would steal too) 

Paranoid as fuck security in tow 

Is he really trailing me and does he really know? 

Of my little secret, my pride and his shame 

This is so exciting kid, it's like a fucking game 

I'm almost to the counter, will I make it to the door? 

Will I get away like a million times before 

Or be caught, jailed, banned from the store? 

Like if the product I've selected slips and crashes to the floor 

Five-finger discount 

And I want to see, what's on sale now, what's for free 

(Every time I go to shop I steal from) 

Enemies who steal from me and from you 

(If you only knew then you would steal too) 

Paranoid as fuck security in tow 

Is he really trailing me and does he really know? 

Of my little secret, my pride and his shame 

This is so exciting kid, it's like a fucking game 

I'm almost to the counter, will I make it to the door? 

Will I get away like a million times before 

Or be caught, jailed, banned from the store? 

Like if the product I've selected slips and crashes to the floor 

I get to the door and out the door I slide 

I feel a sense of dignity, I feel a sense of pride 

[Incomprehensible] 

[Incomprehensible] what's on sale