Real Live Buckeroo Lyrics - Chris Ledoux

Well I ain't the type of cowboy that you'll see on TV 

I wasn't near as pretty as Mama wanted me to be 

Well I grew up on the ranches just cussin' all day long 

Breakin' in them broomtails and hummin' old dirty songs 

Whiskey tends to make me high and sad songs make me cry 

And pretty women break my heart almost every night 

Well I run on beans and nicotine I'm a real live buckeroo 

And my heart's not pure and my boots ain't clean and I never tell the truth 

Well if there's anything under my hat besides the cattle biz 

Well I just can't seem to remember what it is 

Yeah my thinkin's kinda crude but my lovin' gets plumb rank 

Them girlies just don't understand me a snortin' round their flanks 

And when I take a nasty fall I'll cuss until I'm blue 

Then I'll get right up and on again just like you're s'posed to do 

But it ain't because I'm so brave all that stuff's just talk 

My daddy says the reason is I'm dumber than a box of rocks yeah 

Whiskey tends to make me high... 

This song ain't bout no Strawberry Roan or no ram page herd of steers 

This is just the type of cowboy song that you probably don't like to hear 

This song ain't got no message and won't feel perty in yer ear 

This song is just one of them there 

Well this song is just one of them there these here yeah