So Fresh Lyrics - Bars On Me - Chris Webby

I'm Fresh 

[Intro:] 

Yeah, Webby 

Ha 

[Chorus x5:] 

I'm fresh, I'm fly 

So damn high 

[Over Chorus Spoken by Chris] 

You see I'm fresh but, um 

Y'know I'm not like everybody else 

Y'know, I don't got a flashy car, I don't got these big chains 

But, um, I'm still fresh, y'know 

[Verse 1:] 

I'm fresh, motherfucker, I just hopped up out the tub 

Rollin' bud, spittin' on the mic until they pull the plug 

All rug, 'cos to all of these kids I'm like a role model 

I teach 'em how to twist a J and chug a whole bottle 

I'm a monster, I hope I didn't startle ya 

Tryna get my profits in the green like a gardener 

Beamer, Benz or Bentley, Webby's only get an Ultima 

Paint peeling off the hood, bumper hangin' off the front 

Interior smelling like Bogeys and Blunt Dust 

But my little dump truck'll ride 'til the sun's up 

Ferrari's and Jag's, got all these gettin' chicks wet 

But I'm having trouble just tryna pass the admission (Or emissions) test 

Cigarettes and gas money and I'm over budget 

Guess I gotta borrow a 20$ from mom, fuck it 

Some people whip in Lamborghini's, going so swiftly 

But my pedals on the floor and I'm barely pushin' 50 

I'm fresh, ha-ha 

[Chorus x5:] 

I'm fresh, I'm fly 

So damn high 

[Verse 2:] 

I'm that skinny white dude who spits every time he's standing out 

Only rapper still living in his parent's house 

I'm going in as soon as someone turns the beat on 

Oh yeah, you're Pitbull's mean, well so's my Bijon 

I got probation coming in a month now 

Cop's yelling at me 'Webby please put the blunt down!' 

Used to work as Leslie's Pool Supplies to bring in dough 

And I should probably start again, 'cos goddamn I'm broke 

How many other dudes can come in a wreck this shit 

And grew up in the burbs of Connecticut 

I'ma beast and I'm always doing me 

Brain-dead, pot-head with that A.D.D 

So try to call me corny (stupid bitch) I still spit it true 

And chances are I bang way more chicks than you (true) 

I'm doin' shows so who's the idiot now 

When I see your mom, little sister and your bitch in the crowd 

I'm fresh 

[Chorus x5:] 

I'm fresh, I'm fly 

So damn high 

[Verse 3:] 

Optimus Rhyme, yeah I'm that dude 

I got a lot of lyrics, and stupid tattoos 

I went to private school, college shirts and doctors 

Didn't make honors, sold weed up out my locker 

They kicked me out of HOFSTRA, now all I got is rapping 

Can drop a mean verse but can barely do subtraction 

Stay true to myself when I'm rhyming and it's clear 

The only thing fake about me is the diamond in my ear, I'm here 

So dirty I leave your region in fear 

It's Chris Webby, not that other seasonal beer 

That was a joke, Sam Adams, relax 

But I'm keystone nice, the ultimate 30 racks 

It's a fact from the burbs never whipping out a gat brother 

The only time I pull a hammer is when I'm playing Super Smash Brothers 

My bank account's about as low as my gas tank 

But I'm fresh, and I'm fly, if you don't believe me ask Banks 

[Chorus x5:] 

I'm fresh, I'm fly 

So damn high 

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