What Them Girls Like Lyrics - Chris Webby

i love women, from brittany spears to marge simpson 

just give me a rubber and you know that im goin in son 

ain't no tee ball but its still easy to hit them 

cuz i know what women wan't, call me mel gibson 

yes, cuz they know we on next 

they can throw me on set, watch me go beyond sex 

i ball hard but not in the kobe context 

im collecting v-cards like a pokemon deck muthafucker 

cuz im on speed to the top 

downin a leader of scotch, cuz like a demon im hot 

look theres a laundry load full of wife beaters and socks 

not even ripley's is sure if they can believe it or not 

watch, ill make 'em come to a dead stop 

cuz on a beat, imma spit it hard as a pet rock 

baby girl, you know i make that bed hot 

im no angel, my only halo came with an x-box 

drink til im walkin like a waddlin duck 

but i can step a straight line just to follow a buck 

im just lookin for a chicken who can swallow a nut 

like a peacan pie in front of joba the hut 

wait what? there is no way she could ignore me 

grabbin on my woody like andy from toy story 

with them lips like topanga, ill play the role of corey 

and sit back and watch you do your thing there shawty 

cuz you know you cannot start me 

12 beers deep and im the life of the party 

bring a chick back and you know we gettin naughty 

bite her so hard she be like "ouch charlie!" 

cuz you know we gets busy 

head spinnin like taz so you know we get dizzy 

datpiff top 8 with banks, luda, and drizzy 

sick as the swine flu, i been fuckin miss piggy 

really its silly that you know this dude's nice 

mommy's comin over and she's spendin a few nights 

lyrics like an emo kid's pants man too tight 

throwin mad punches just like pudding in a food fight 

ha, so imma hit 'em with low bars 

cuz im always needin me some M to the O-R 

E motha fucker and you know that i go hard 

im at the top of my game, ill send you a post card, bitch! 

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