The House Rules Lyrics - The House Rules - Christian Kane

So you're tired and you're beat and you worked all week 

And you need a place where you can let it go 

Where the girls go wild and the boys play hard 

And you need a little more than just the radio 

Well, here's your open invitation 

With ust a couple regulations 

And warn you, son, only come to have 

We don't take kindly to serious 

So leave your troubles at the door 

Unless you want some in here 

Welcome to my house, buckle up tight 

Everybody sings and drinks and laughs and gets high 

It's the country music, a little soul 

It's a rock and roll rodeo 

We don't tolerate no sittin' around 

Everybody's dancin', groovin', and gettin' on down 

So before you come in here with some kind of attitude 

Better read the house rules 

Around 11 o'clock when the front door locks 

And the boys start raisin' the bottle 

Where the girls do the thing with the Mardi Gras beads 

You know they're gonna show 'em if they got 'em 

And no matter what your story 

A good time is mandatory 

Well, rule number seven says don't touch the women 

But they can grab whatever they want to 

Welcome to my house, buckle up tight 

Everybody sings and drinks and laughs and gets high 

It's the country music, a little soul 

It's a rock and roll rodeo 

We don't tolerate no sittin' around 

Everybody's dancin', groovin', and gettin' on down 

So before you come in here with some kind of attitude 

You better read the house rules 

There's no such thing as last call 

We'll pick 'em up when they fall 

We share the same bathroom stall 

Says the sign on the wall 

One, two, three 

Welcome to my house, buckle up tight 

Everybody sings and drinks and laughs and gets high 

It's the country music, a little soul 

It's a rock and roll rodeo 

We don't tolerate no sittin' around 

Everybody's dancin', groovin', and gettin' on down 

So before you come in here with some kind of attitude 

Boy, before you come walkin' in here with any kind of attitude 

Lord, you better read the house rules 

Oh, soh, you better read the house rules 

Two, three, Jay 

You better read the house rules 

Excuse me, excuse me 

I'm gon' need to see some I.D. on that girl right there