Hot Rod Sleigh Lyrics - Christmas Song

(Toby Keith) 

I saw one of Santa's helpers at the grocery store today 

He was standin' at the front door givin' candy canes away 

And I told him I was worried about a certain situation 

How's Santa gonna get here with this risin' population 

He said, I talked to the north pole sometime late last week 

And it seems that dear ol' Santa has got somethin' up his sleeve 

As I leaned in to listen, he whispered in my ear 

He said, don't you dare repeat a single word of this, you hear 

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He said, boss man's all excited 'cause his new sled's almost ready 

And they say he's got it painted up, looks just like Richard Petty's 

And Rudolph and the reindeer, they're lookin' long and mean 

It's the fastest, highest flyin' winter wonderland machine 

I ain't seen it for myself, but I heard say 

Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh 

It's got a heater in the floorboard 'cause he's gettin' old, you know 

And a windshield with the wipers should he happen on some snow 

Landin' lights of red and white all stuck along the side 

So he can spot the rooftops as he's fallin' from the sky 

He's got a king-size toy bin, locks in all the latches 

And a big old custom air seat with a safety belt that matches 

Only thing about it that worries him a heap 

Is that he might be here just long before the children get to sleep 

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He said, boss man's all excited 'cause his new sled's almost ready 

And they say he's got it painted up, looks just like Richard Petty's 

And Rudolph and the reindeer, they're lookin' long and mean 

It's the fastest, highest flyin' winter wonderland machine 

I ain't seen it for myself, but I heard say 

Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh 

Well, I ain't seen it for myself, but I heard say 

Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh