The Chubbster Lyrics - Chubb Rock

Chubbster, chubbster, the chubbster 

Come on y'all, let's go to work 

6 foot 3, 260 and change 

Read it and weep, a little comedic and strange 

Because we can have many friends, at least people that they call that 

They use your brain but they're insane because I ignore that 

No ego 'cause I will be no, platinum big-headed rapper 

That don't realize there's two directions on the ladder 

You wanna go 'head, walk straight, walk good 

Don't blame your sales on retails, thinkin' that the store should 

Think of reorderin' about five-hundred thousand 

Just be glad of the success you had and you're arousin' 

Somebody's brain out there your year's gonna come 

You didn't live by the pipe or the gun to be like me 

Waitin for my turn to burn 

And get a million-five, and a tax return 

That be reapin' up and no keepin' up with the Jonses 

Long live P.E. and band Guns 'n' Roses 

New kids on the block, stick to pop 

No more makin' black songs, wack songs please stop 

If show business is a woman, I don't trust her 

But she's gonna get knocked by the Chubbster 

Chubbster, the Chubbster, Chubbster 

Come on y'all, let's go to work 

The Chubbster a man that came out about 1986 

With the help of Dr. Ice in the mix 

And even then, kickin' lyrics that was quite potent 

Howie by my side with his pesticide for the rodents 

I'd flow get on the mic and say, yo one two, test and MC's start fessin' 

Jettin' 'cause my weapon among the children was my gung-ho attitude 

To use my tongue and lash and lick them up 

Then pick them up then just fix them up then mix them up with 

A knowledgeable man that went to college and astonished 

Racist teachers with all the modern preachers 

Crack beepers, yes knowledgeable preachers 

But that didn't effect, the Chubbster 

I'm from Brooklyn, so I have a little hustler 

In my blood when I kick the scam they all will flock to it 

Get my music and bop to it 

Gassed my head but I was goin' for my doctorate 

Or my PHD in PAID, see 

I got into the business to get paid not sprayed 

With BS which is an acronym for a much larger word 

And if preferred, I'll say it 

But then again radio won't play it 

Cause they're crackin' down on hip-hop 

But it will not slow down or stop 

Every year it creates a sellout tour 

And this year has room for the Chubbster 

Chubbster, the Chubbster go to work 

Go to work, go to work 

Come on y'all, let's go to work 

Conceited I'm not but convinced I am 

Slam a jam that'll scare even the Con of Sam 

In sing-sing he will sing simple songs to bring 

Tears to your eyes, because you deny he's a king 

Such as myself 'cause myself is on his shelf 

As for myself, I went for self 'cause myself needs financial 

Health and wealth like KI's for G's 

'Cause cocaine KI's is for those who have morphine needs 

Veins all ripped up, capillaries all stitched up 

A grand a day, hey you slipped up 

The Chubbster doesn't believe in the drug scene 

Able to make me feel hip? I'd rather wear gabberdine's 

My quarter fill will be my thrill 

My Clyde's will collide with my grill, as for drugs that's nil 

Not or no 'cause yo, MTV will never see me smokin' rocks 

And ban me from the box with Disney 

'Cause drugs can't assist me or assist you 

Blood on your tissue that's ill so chill 

And when you come back you better come back even harder 

Praise to the man upstairs, yes the father 

Positive tip, now dance on the floor and have room for the Chubbster 

The Chubbster, the Chubbster, Chubbster 

Come on y'all, let's go to work 

In ninety-one you will find me just 

Chillin' countin' shillin's livin' it up is a must 

A Benz is not needed to portray my wealth 

A Jaguar is not a symbol for a star 

But Nelson Mandela, is a fellow I consider to be true blue 

Long live the ANC, Walter Sisulu 

The rest of the people involved, the problem isn't solved yet 

But you can bet 

That united we stand, divided it's over 

Without us, this planet will begin' to nova 

And get cold, dark and scary like Pluto 

And then who do you call? You know, the chubbster 

The Chubbster, the Chubbster, the Chubbster 

The Chubbster, the Chubbster, the Chubbster 

Come on y'all, let's go to work 

The Chubbster, the Chubbster, the Chubbster