100. Barry John Lyrics - Chumbawamba

Barry John was the king of Rugby Union 

He was fast and agile and extremely good-looking 

All you'd see would be a flash of red 

Wales were best, 'cause he used his head 

And knew exactly when to stop 

And he retired when he was on top 

Barry is my cousin, twice removed 

And that's not easy to disprove 

I talk about it when I go out 

When people don't listen, then I start to shout 

"Barry John is related to me! 

Look! 

Barry John is related to me! 

Alright! 

Not by blood, but still related to me! 

Listen! 

This is very important to me!" 

Woah! Woah... 

My friends don't mind if this is true 

Because they are all Barry's cousins too