43. The Tennis Racket Lyrics - Chumbawamba

Sat with strawberries and cream 

Listening to all the players scream 

From right to left and left to right 

"The ball was in!" 

"No, it was out!" 

The money goes up the fun has gone 

There's a thousand pounds on every point 

And all the players bicker and shout 

"The ball was in!" 

"No, it was out!" 

That's not what tennis is all about 

That's not what the game is all about 

Whether the ball was in or out 

That's not what tennis is all about 

You cannot be serious!