66. Face Jumping Lyrics - Chumbawamba

The ancient sport of face-jumping 

Involved a skill unknown 

A jump onto a partner's face 

With ne'er a crack of bone 

Tom McSmee, a champion, 

In several tests of skill 

Could jump into a barrel of eggs 

And never crack a shell 

This sport was later outlawed 

Permits were refused 

When competitors took to wearing 

Modern spikes upon their shoes 

Did I get that right, boy, or not?