86. One-sided Game Lyrics - Chumbawamba

With a flick of the boot and a nod of the head 

The ball goes crashing in the back of the net 

But the referee and linesman disallow the goal 

'Cause the boot's on the other foot, the scorer is a girl 

All the men they get together 

Squawking, balding birds of a feather 

The old boys club is under siege 

So they'll never have a woman in the Football League 

There ain't nothing like a dame 

To the moral guardians of the game 

All the men they get together 

Squawking, balding birds of a feather 

Sport and life, they're both the same 

Traditional upheld, imbalance remains